On the phone, and other archaic communications technology

I really dislike the phone.  It’s annoying, intrusive, and demands my attention by an annoying clanging (or, worse, a digital rendition of clanging).  For a while in the 1990’s I found a use for my phone-line, it got me on the Internet.  When I got broadband, however, the phone just became annoying again.  I don’t…