Today’s blog continues my long-neglected satirical fantasy, In The Land of the Penny Gnomes Convoy vehicles were falling into formation ahead of the group’s transport as their turrets came alive. Bug pressed down the accelerator in order to join the formation as Fineflin brought their own guns to life. “What are you doing!” Oscar shrieked….

Today’s blog continues my long-neglected satirical fantasy, In The Land of the Penny Gnomes It took the better part of an hour to convince Fineflin he’d found matching camouflage patterns for his fatigues. The group was then herded to a waiting line of military vehicles, where they were greeted by a frowning gnome. The gnome…

Today’s blog continues my long-neglected satirical fantasy, In The Land of the Penny Gnomes “Will, this is the Firewall tech assigned to our group,” said Nobody as he stepped aside to reveal a sullen dwarf. “Oscar Miner. He’s come all the way from Redmine, isn’t that interesting?” “Sure, Professor,” Will grinned as he offered his…

Today’s blog continues my long-neglected satirical fantasy, In The Land of the Penny Gnomes “So you’re the prophet,” said the general as he shook Will’s hand. He was a tall Wizard with grey eyes and matching hair. Dressed in his combat uniform, he was an imposing figure. “Uh, yah. I guess,” the teen responded. Isme…

Today’s blog continues my long-neglected satirical fantasy, In The Land of the Penny Gnomes After Will had stretched his cramped legs, showered, and dressed Sills marched the group to the hospital lobby, where they waited for their transport. Nobody was left where Bug had laid him, snoring happily. “Will, just to warn you, there’s a…

Today’s blog continues my long-neglected satirical fantasy, In The Land of the Penny Gnomes Will cracked open his eyes, and groaned as light filled his skull for the first time in days. “It’s alright, kid. Lay back and we’ll get you something,” Bug’s voice cut through Will’s confusion. “Wha?” Will shot up in be and…