Today’s blog continues my long-neglected satirical fantasy, In The Land of the Penny Gnomes “Sindy,” Will stammered. He wasn’t sure how to continue his sentence. The memory of Sindy screaming at Bug in the city square still echoed in Will’s memory. He finally decided to continue with, “Thanks for getting me some extra clothes.” “Oh,…

Today’s blog continues my long-neglected satirical fantasy, In The Land of the Penny Gnomes “Ow.” Will slowly opened his eyes and found himself lying, once more, on the pea green sofa. This time Will had both an ice pack on his head and a cup of cold tea sitting on a nearby coffee table. His…

Today’s blog continues my long-neglected satirical fantasy, In The Land of the Penny Gnomes “Lawyers?” Bug nodded. “Yah, kid. Lawyers. They’re actively scanning The Realm to launch injunctions, and saying a name like you know who is a good way to help them pinpoint our location.” “I’m so confused.” The Professor reached up and patted…

Today’s blog continues my long-neglected satirical fantasy, In The Land of the Penny Gnomes When Will woke up he found himself lying on an old, pea-green, sofa. Narrative convention dictated he should have had either an ice-pack on his head or a cup of cold tea sitting by him on a table. Professor Nobody neglected…

Today’s blog continues my long-neglected satirical fantasy, In The Land of the Penny Gnomes Bug marched up to the door and banged on it with a heavy fist. Will expected to hear the typical “thud” which he associated with door-knocking. Instead, he was startled when a bell rang each time the gnome’s fist met the…

Today’s blog continues my long-neglected satirical fantasy, In The Land of the Penny Gnomes Will and Bug walked through the streets of Great Roll for about fifteen minutes. Everywhere they went gnomes would stop and stare at Will as he passed, and the attention made him extremely uncomfortable. “Bug.” “Yah kid?” “You said the gnomes…