Let me be clear, I love worship and I am compelled to preach and teach – but by Sunday afternoon it’s usually all I can do to get changed and take a nap. Worship is an emotionally powerful experience for me, and while I love to preach it does wipe this introvert out. Throw in another presentation during a church meeting and, well, I feel like I’ve been pummeled.
Thankfully, the folks at Central (who are not trolls, get your mind out of the gutter), are very gracious to me and accept the fact that my mental and emotional facilities are at low ebb once the benediction has been said.
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Man, trolls are rough.
Defense:
AC 16, touch 11, flat-footed 14; (+2 Dex, +5 natural, –1 size)
hp 63 (6d8+36); regeneration 5 (acid or fire)
Fort +11, Ref +4, Will +3
Offense:
Speed 30 ft.
Melee bite +8 (1d8+5), 2 claws +8 (1d6+5)
Space 10 ft.; Reach 10 ft.
Special Attacks rend (2 claws, 1d6+7)
Statistics:
Str 21, Dex 14, Con 23, Int 6, Wis 9, Cha 6
Base Atk +4; CMB +10; CMD 22
Feats Intimidating Prowess, Iron Will, Skill Focus (Perception)
Skills Intimidate +9, Perception +8
That’s a CR5. I hope you are at least fifth level or with a good-sized party.