Nonsense Response, “What the Q?”

Last week I invited my readers to submit nonsense questions, with the promise I’d give equally nonsensical answers in the coming weeks. Today is the first installment of “Nonsense Response 1.” A nefarious organization, known only as “The Scrabble Tribunal” asks, Where did the Q go? An excellent question! The short answer is, as anyone…

Oh the Metaphor Stretching…

I often will catch Christian preaching insane stretches with their metaphors and they cause me to cringe because I am a fellow preacher and seeing one of us crash and burn is painful.  I was just reading an article over at CNN today, however, and I have now seen the crowning jewel of non-sensical metaphors:…