Folks, I’m tired of being part of a religion that has people always telling me what to do and who to be.  I want more out of life than that.

That why I’m starting a cult where I get to tell people what to do and what do be.  No more dealing with pesky traditions, accountablity, or covenant community.  We’ll to it my way.

I’d like you to join the Cult of Wezlogy.  Key beliefs (subject to my whims, of course) will include:

• Mandatory tweets every 15 minutes:  I want to know where you are and what you can purchase as tribute to me.
• A Wii bowling average which exceeds 200, members of my cult must win the championship in the league next year.
• Members must all take a vow of poverty.  They are allowed two sets of cloths and a heated cardboard box to live in.  All over moneys can be directly deposited to my checking account, where I will spend it wisely.

I’m also considering offering several executive positions to people who are sufficienty geeky.  Send me your geek-cred to earn consideration.  All executives will earn a 10% cut of the tribute and are excluded from a vow of poverty to support an extravagent geek lifestyle.

I will not be resiging from my post as pastor of Central Baptist Church – but will be converting the congregation to Wezlology.

Long live the geeks, and happy April Fools day.