This post is in honor of a friend who isn’t a pastor, but needs one of these nonetheless.
You may choose another metaphorical implement. The rules are: it can’t be something that could do actual harm in it’s non-metaphorical state, and you MUST add the “of doom” at the end of the title. It’s the “of doom” that makes it work!
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My personal favorite is the Flying Hamster of Doom. He rains coconuts on pitiful cities. 😀
The flying hamster of doom! Classic. It’s like twisted wonder-pets…