What’s This Nonsense?

I’ve seen various blogs issue an “ask me a question” post over the years, and I’ve always wanted to try it myself. The only problem was I never felt I had an audience enough to make it interesting 1. But now I’m feeling comfortable enough to try it out. So I will. Today’s your chance to ask me a question!

But there’s a caveat.

You have to ask me a nonsense question, to which I will do my best to create a nonsense answer. Why nonsense? Because it’s fun, and affords you an opportunity to be creative. Something along the lines of, “If you were introduced to a llama and a of cat at the same time, who’s hand would you shake first 2?”

So, go ahead and leave me a nonsense question in the comments below. Over the next few weeks I’ll try to think up whacky answers and post them on the blog. OK? Go!

  1. And nothing but crickets would be embarrassing 
  2. The llama’s, of course, though for reasons I will not explain lest I offend cat people. 


  1. hawktheelfowl says:

    If you had to fill a swimming pool with 1 type of fruit which one would you pick?

  2. hawktheelfowl says:

    Also the ants ask: If the square root of fish equals 78 canasta, and 43 cans are equivalent to pi, who ate the last stuffed mushroom?

    And the Scrabble Tribunal (Chris, Kathleen, myself) asks: Where did the Q go?

  3. Jamison says:

    If you could visit any country in the world, what type of pet fish would you bring in your suitcase, and what color would your towel be?

  4. How would you fool a gnome out of his coffee beans?

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