It’s a day late and there isn’t a dollar in sight, but I can’t break the tradition of subjecting folks to the chaos that swirls around my head. These are random thoughts.

My brain is a strange place. Please allow me to share it with you through my random thoughts.

Strap on your water skies and get ready to ride the wake that is my mind. This is random thoughts. Take up slack… hit it!

Let me welcome you, the reader, into the degrading orbit in with the satellite constellation around my brain flies. These are random thoughts.

Grab your boogie board and dive into the chaotic surf that is my brain. These are random thoughts.

I have taken control of your feed in order to subject you with the random gamma waves emanating from my brain. These are random thoughts.